fairmont georgetown
room 901 (februrary 2025)
suite diplomacy
Final Verdict: A High-Ranking Stay with a Few Abstentions
With an overall StayIQ of 88%, Room 901 at the Fairmont Washington, DC, delivers a strong performance with luxurious sleeping quarters, a spa-worthy bathroom, and high-end service. A few functional quirks—like finicky HVAC, underwhelming outlets, and a noisy backdrop—keep it from absolute perfection. Still, it’s a top-tier choice for those looking to sleep like a diplomat and shower like a king.
Fairmont Washington, DC: A Night of Luxury with a Few Static Cling Moments
Slumber Supreme: A Bed Fit for Royalty
Room 901 at the Fairmont, Washington, DC, offers a sleep experience so divine, even insomniacs might start believing in bedtime miracles. With linens softer than diplomatic negotiations, a mattress that cradles like a loyal valet, and pillows fluffier than a senator’s campaign promises, the bed in this room earns a perfect score. If restful nights were an Olympic sport, this bed would take home the gold—no recount necessary.
The Room: Almost Presidential, with a Few Redactions
Spacious, clean, and stylish, Room 901 delivers on elegance with a well-thought-out layout and a minibar that deserves its own standing ovation. The workspace is a solid performer, perfect for those pretending to check emails while actually scrolling social media. However, the view is more "policy briefing" than "State of the Union," and the HVAC and outlets seem to have their own filibuster going. The biggest offender? Noise levels that might make light sleepers wish they’d booked a room at the Library of Congress instead.
The Bathroom: A Five-Star Wash and Rinse
This is where the Fairmont truly shines. Spotless surfaces, towels that embrace like an old friend, and water pressure that could launch a political scandal—if only all hotel showers were this reliable. The temperature control is impeccable, making the morning shower feel less like a game of Russian roulette and more like a spa retreat.
The Hotel: A Stately Affair with a Few Bureaucratic Hiccups
The Fairmont exudes grandeur, and Room 901 benefits from a lobby that sets the tone for an upscale stay. Service is impeccable, the fitness center keeps up with the needs of business travelers, and the bar and restaurant hold their own. The WiFi, however, feels more like a congressional hearing—long, slow, and occasionally frustrating. Location is prime, business amenities are passable, and the overall style keeps things chic but not overly showy.
