hyatt regency cincinnati
room 1811 (april 2024)
middle of the road in the land of chili with spaghetti...
Final Verdict: A Stay Without Sizzle
Room 1811 at the Hyatt Regency Cincinnati isn’t terrible, but it’s unlikely to inspire repeat visits. With a stayIQ of 62%, it’s a textbook definition of "meh." If you’re looking for a place to sleep, charge your devices, and move on without any drama, it gets the job done. But if you’re after a memorable experience? You might want to keep looking.
A Middling Stay: Room 1811 at the Hyatt Regency Cincinnati
Snooze, But Don't Lose: The Bed Experience
Room 1811 offers a bed setup that’s perfectly, resolutely average. With linens and a mattress clocking in at 60%, you won’t be drifting off in luxury, but the pillows’ surprising 80% score suggests at least your head will rest in relative comfort. A solid 67% overall rating for the bed experience means it’s good enough for sleep, though you may wake up wondering if a tad more plushness would’ve made all the difference.
Functional, Not Fantastic: The Room
With a 63% score overall, the room feels like a middle school overachiever who’s fallen into a slump. The workspace (80%) impresses for the traveling professional, but things go downhill from there. Room cleanliness, layout, view, and style all hit a straight 60%, giving off "just okay" vibes. Add in noise levels (40%), and you’ve got a space that’s more functional than fantastic. The outlets’ 80% rating saves the day, so your devices will fare better than your patience.
The Bath: A Lukewarm Affair
Room 1811’s bathroom earns a 64% rating—better than the rest of the room but not by much. Cleanliness, water pressure, and water temperature all sit comfortably at 60%, offering a serviceable experience. Towels make an uninspiring but functional appearance at the same score, so you’ll dry off adequately, even if not luxuriously.
Hotel Hiccups: The Bigger Picture
The overall hotel score of 55% suggests that the Hyatt Regency Cincinnati doesn’t quite live up to its lofty name. A lobby score of 40% sets a lukewarm tone for your arrival, while amenities (80%) emerge as the surprising star of the show. The fitness center (40%) could use a serious workout itself, and the bar/restaurant and location scores of 60% hint at mediocrity rather than memorability. Service and style round it out at 60% each, offering no particularly dazzling moments to speak of.
