marriott baltimore waterfront

Harboring Expectations: A Middling Stay at Room 2201

The Bed: Where Dreams Meet a Semi-Sweet Reality

The linens in Room 2201 were serviceable, hovering at a respectable 60%. The mattress and pillows fared better at a comfy 80%, suggesting that Marriott has invested in at least two-thirds of a good night’s sleep. Noise levels, however, derailed the restful vibe with a disappointing 40%, leaving guests to wonder if the harbor's charm extends to its soundproofing. Overall, the bed earns a 73% StayIQ rating, a solid "almost-there."

The Room: A View to Thrill, but Sound to Kill

The highlight of the stay was undoubtedly the view, shining bright at a perfect 100%. The layout, cleanliness, and workspace were commendable at 80%, making the room functional if not unforgettable. However, the style struggled at a "meh" 60%, and HVAC controls left guests feeling tepid at best. Add in subpar noise insulation, and you’ve got a room with all the potential but limited payoff. With a StayIQ rating of 72.6%, it’s a room best enjoyed with noise-canceling headphones.

The Bath: A Lukewarm Affair

Cleanliness earned a commendable 80%, but water pressure and temperature merely trickled in at 60%. Towels and amenities added to the mediocrity, both at 60%, leaving guests with a bathroom experience that felt more obligatory than indulgent. With a StayIQ of 64%, the bath serves its purpose but won’t make your highlight reel.

The Hotel: Middling at the Marriott

The lobby set the tone at an uninspired 60%, with service, style, and bar/restaurant offerings joining the "good enough" club. Location redeemed the experience with 80%, suggesting that while Room 2201 may not dazzle, its proximity to Baltimore Harbor might. Fitness facilities stood out at 80%, giving active travelers something to cheer about. Overall, the hotel clocked in at a StayIQ of 65%, a middling mark for an iconic name.